Who am I?

Well, let me tell you.

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I am Sam and I like Ham,

I don't read Spam, it's clearly a Scam.

I have a pet Ram - it's like my pet Lamb,

I don't weigh a Gram; because I like Jam.

I catch the Tram, and I sit in a Pram.

Why?

Because Sam can like Ham,

and not read Spam and have a pet Ram

and have a pet Lamb and not weigh a Gram

and like Jam and catch a Tram and sit in a Pram.

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Because why not?

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- SGB